Who knew

Things I have learned from my children over the last few days:

From Shawn Joaquin

Indians did not have cows; the cows went someplace else. Therefore the Indians did not have milk. And they could not go to the store to buy milk because they don't have wallets.

From Madelena

It IS possible to put a band-aid on a cut on the inside of your lower lip if you really, really try and are not afraid of choking to death.