You do it

What I hear each day:
STOP - I WANNA DO IT!
I ATE THE DOG FOOD ALL BY MYSELF!
WAFA WON'T LET ME WALK IN THE STREET!
DADDY TOOK MY KNIFE AWAY!

What I want to hear:
I MADE A COSMPOLITAN FOR MOMMY ALL BY MYSELF. CHEERS!
I CHANGED MY OWN POOPOO DIAPER WHILE YOU SLEPT IN UNTIL 9!
THE COFFEE IS READY!

Sigh.