Adult humor, child's voice

Hoping to avoid the debacle of last year, Gregg and I talked to Shawn Joaquin about what he might want to ask Santa for at Christmas. After we made various suggestions that included Diego, Backyardigans and books, he announced what he would like. 

"I would like something....not broken. And hard. That's all."

And with that he set up a full night of lines that could only be finished with the classic: Yeah, that's what SHE said.