Saturday, July 28, 2007

Things my son taught me today

You don't hit baby birds with hammers.

When he is stronger, he's going to drink wine.

The haircut store is a place where scissors hurt your hair.

It's okay to fight with babies — they think it's funny.

Daddy can't read. He doesn't know how.

My breath in the morning smells like salt.

Witches can put a hex on you that make you fly like a frog or a giraffe. He can't remember which one. But if you see a witch, you could get lucky.

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