No clowns allowed

Last night, some random classical song came on and made Shawn Joaquin sit up in his booster seat and start dancing.

SJ: THAT'S PARADE MUSIC!!!!

G: Who's in a parade?

SJ: Horses.

G: And clowns?

SJ: NO CLOWNS.

G: What about fire engines?

SJ: NO FIRE ENGINES! Fire engines are for saving ANIMALS.

G: What about floats?

SJ: Floats are for WATER.

G: What about motorcycles or cars?

SJ: NO. They're for the STREET, DAD. NOT for PARADES. IT'S JUST HORSES.

G: What about —

SJ: NO MORE TALKING ABOUT MY PARADE.

And with a look of disgust, he put his blanket over his head and went back to dancing in a world where his ignorant father does not exist.